ALWAYS READ THE LABEL

 

After Nathan laced his wife Hazel's cabernet sauvignon with elixer, he hadn't expected her to change so drastically. I guess he didn't read the label. After his flabby, middle-aged wife, squirmed and recoiled, changing, stretching, morphing into a tight, wrinkle free little minx, she left their flat like a shot and headed to Hasan from the office's house. Naughty thoughts of his thick man meat filled her dirty little mind. Hasan was ready for it after the initial surprise. Hazel claimed to be her 'younger sister' Holly. When Nathan finally caught up with her using a GPS tracker (yes he was that sad). It was all over. And all over her.

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